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BREEDING GROUNDS FOR BULLSHIT
Ah, the writers. These are the guys and gals who send in articles. Some of 'em are staff writers, some of 'em are guests, and at least one of 'em is Randall. Read on, brave surfer.


Some People Don't Get Us. Do We Really Get Them?
[03/11/2009] [Chekers]
If we can cooperate, I get to smack some more people around. That's all I really want.



Why We Fight Against Each Other
[01/12/2009] [Chekers]
This is what it sounds like when doves cry.



Women, Children, Midgets, and the Lame
[04/01/2008] [Chekers]
Being able to judge strengths and weaknesses is very useful if we want our game to grow.



You Have To Piss People Off
[06/27/2002] [Chekers]
No matter what you're trying to do, people will get mad.



The Art of Amtgard Warfare
[05/01/2002] [Chekers]
If you cry like a little bitch every time you get hit, then eventually you will die from a brain hemorrhage caused by being a pussy and getting yelled at a lot for being a pussy.

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