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THE LIST YOU OBEY
We Didn't Make Up Amtgard
[03/21/2002] [Randall]

We Didn't Make Up Amtgard
(sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)

Thanos Darkside, Nashomi, / El Paso, and Tawnee
Archer classes, new assassins, / Althings goin' slow

Sir Joelle, Champion, / Ghee's Raiders, desert sun
Healers played, potluck ate, / Le Grue has to go

Relic battles, Morluk, / white weapons made 'em duck
Clan events, Prime Ministers, / Burning Lands formed

Knights, Squires, Andralaine, / pay-for-play on the wane
Doomsday, Warlords, / Amtgard is transformed

We didn't make up Amtgard
We just showed up playing
Don't mind what we're saying
We didn't make up Amtgard
No we didn't make it
But we tried to take it

Aramithris, Corsairs, / Belly dancers, Heimdale stares
Knighthood split up, M'Deth cleaned up, / Doomsday spell kills

Golden Lions, PVC, / Claw Legion, Archery
Barad-duin, people suin', / Emerald hills

Nevron Dreadstar, / Golden Plains, Isacar
Quicksilver, Dragonspine, / Celestial Kingdom next in line

Delphos, voting, Amtgard spread, / joint B.O.D. dead
Saracen, Astrean, / chapters disenfranchised

We didn't make up Amtgard
We just showed up playing
Don't mind what we're saying
We didn't make up Amtgard
No we didn't make it
But we tried to take it

Corsair stabbing, ditching, / Iron Mountains gets a king
Rulebooks, copyright, / Talinor becomes a knight

Jugging, Dawn Patrol, / boy kings on the throne
Solmoriah, Crosser, / Cheshire's making monsters

Shadowvale, Mystic Seas, / Wardancers, Beo leaves
Jetara is Prime Minister, / Egil isn't sinister

Rules revision, fiberglass, / duelist, gypsy, thief class
Oregon, Potato War, / Naes is a warlord

We didn't make up Amtgard
We just showed up playing
Don't mind what we're saying
We didn't make up Amtgard
No we didn't make it
But we tried to take it

Weilok, Chiz, Trinity, / Pegasus Valley
Mad Hatter, Ivar, / Wolfram weds Leviatar

Alaeric, Trent, Harvest War, / Lyvyndyr, Exedor
Phocion, Tristan, Thedro, / Hawkthorne is a no-show

Ironpaw, classy king, / Belkev gets a knighting
F'lar Starfire lost a belt, / Ladyhawke knew how it felt

We didn't make up Amtgard
We just showed up playing
Don't mind what we're saying
We didn't make up Amtgard
No we didn't make it
But we tried to take it

Kurshan, Vision, VSR, / east-coast Amtgard going far
Goldenvale, on-line fight, / Boots becomes a sword knight
Feral, Archon, wafflecam, / zulu spears deserve a slam
BOD of '99, / Cheshire's back in Dragonspine

Rising Winds, Malachi, / Randall takes another try
Generators, Zodiac, / boy kings get a 'toon attack
Wardancers, a frail Clan, / falling with the Saracens
Bizarre Olympiad demands, / no-one in the Burning Lands

We didn't make up Amtgard
We just showed up playing
Don't mind what we're saying
We didn't make up Amtgard
No we didn't make it
But we tried to take it

We didn't make up Amtgard
But when we are gone
We will be forgotten while it goes on and on....

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