stick jock:
[02/24/2003] [Zumat]> Someone ought to collect all of Zumat's 'Stick Jock' nuggets of wisdom > -randall just remember...
you asked for it.
z crafty, for a stick-jock... stick jock, NOT the real slim shady. stick jock: 4 out of 5 amtgarders prefer flurbs over the leading toilet cleanser. stick jock: powergame is as powergame does. stick jock: girl, youll be a stick jock, soon... stick jock: dont call the tortoise unworthy, simply crush it's slow, ungainly ass on your way towards a more useful animal. stick jock: take the shot! take the shot! stick jock: old enough to know better, still too young to care! stick jock: in a ditch everyone has an equal role. support equality!! stick jock: behold! the wily darkjester. as with many mammals, the female of the species can often times be THREE TIMES the size of the males.... stick jock: for all your flurb-flamin' needs. stick jock: just in case you missed it the first thousand times. stick jock: i promise you, if it aint IM, it sucks. stick jock: dont waffle, youll be pancaked. stick jock: soy un perdador, im a stick jock baby, so come try to kill me. stick jock: hey baby, wanna see my "fun noodle"? stick jock: not yet been rated by the AMA stick jock: madmartigan??!! WAAAAAAAIT!!! stick jock: karma chameleon... stick jock: ah hell, he brought a gun... stick jock: STILL better than you... stick jock: if we're segregating, the flurbs sit in the back of the bus... stick jock: hold still, this'll hurt a lot. or move, i dont care. stick jock: if stickjockery is the ultimate weed, please don't let the green dragons try to smoke me. stick jock: ive said it once, ill say it again... stickjockery. heh. stick jock: look ma, im a poet! stick jock: cuz spearweasel said so!! stick jock: does this cock-ring make me look fat? stick jock: just a good ol' boy... stick jock: took rogers joke, ran with it, STILL didnt win the hiesman trophy... stick jock: inch by inch, like a gentleman... stick jock: feeling the same kind of shame and embarrasment you feel when you realize the proctologist had BOTH hands on your shoulders... stick jock: go with your strengths, i always say. stick jock: the toughest bastard ever to hold his teddy bear and suck his thumb when spearweasel hurt his feelings... stick jock: aint no passin' craaaaaze... stick jock: you never knew ass-hair could be so sexy... stick jock: its just too much goddamn work to be THAT alternative, man. stop shopping at hot topic, cut your hair, and take the chain off your goddamn wallet, no-ones going to steal your fucking bus-pass... stick jock: dont feed the bears... stick jock: waste no shit-talk, want no shit-talk... stick jock: don't settle for the flurbier evil... stick jock: school yard rules, baby... stick jock: hey! i thought elton john was the Queen of england... stick jock: ill show you flavah...*ziiiiiiip* stick jock: ashamed of myself... stick jock: [smirk] 'bout to get beat when MHOG, brennon, and kansuke read this [/smirk] stick jock: pass virtual phocion to the left hand side... stick jock: the defender of the defender of womyn everywhere... stick jock: well, at least i'm not "virtual thedro"... stick jock: letting other people name you is flurby... stick jock: "if i ever get another belt, i want it in the dark, at my mothers house, on a tuesday night..." -sir derek roth, at axgars knighting stick jock: dont go tellin' kayranikah, its time to celebrate hannukah... stick jock: there's a man... on the wing... on the wing of the plane... stick jock: a paragon of restraint... stick jock: its kinda like hating people who use ultra-lights and fight AC... stick jock: if you think thats mean, you should see what i do to kittens... stick jock: would you like a drink of my man-shine? stick jock: verbal pugilist... stick jock: and proud of it, even if you think its an insult. stick jock: on the rocks, biyatch. stick jock: gonna be at spring war, bubba? stick jock: thinking that the wicca comment could be taken wrong... stick jock: y'know spyn's pretty sensitive for a straight guy... stick jock: now serving religions on an outpatient basis. stick jock: delivering goodness to you... in thirty sentences or less. stick jock: gave my word not to be mean to disco... dammit. stick jock: swearing that the person who exacted my promise to be nice to flurbs will rue the day... RUE IT!!! stick jock: cut the jibba jabba, foo!! stick jock: space-flurbs?!... oh shit. there goes the planet... stick jock: going to kick whoever kombat is in the dick... on principle. stick jock: you are an idiot, as my colleages brennon and roger shall elucidate. get 'im boys! stick jock: kandon is a flurb stick jock: i'm pretending to be flurby. stick jock:
>Is there a term for way overzealous stick jock?
>> Yes. Zumat damn right. stick jock: warrior poet, yo. stick jock: only hurting those worth his time. stick jock: mercenary to the stars... stick jock: i'm too stick jock for this court, too stick jock for this court, no way i'm belly dancing... i'm a stick jock, you know what i mean? and i swing my little foam in the ditches... stick jock: flashing the standard-issue Iron Mountains badass card. stick jock: fightin' for fightin's sake. (and yes, i did say we badasses). bring it. stick jock: your hero... stick jock: in the middle of the ride... stick jock: brennon is a bigger bitch than eminem...
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