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stick jock:
[02/24/2003] [Zumat]

> Someone ought to collect all of Zumat's 'Stick Jock' nuggets of wisdom

> -randall

just remember...
you asked for it.
z

crafty, for a stick-jock...

stick jock, NOT the real slim shady.

stick jock: 4 out of 5 amtgarders prefer flurbs over the leading toilet cleanser.

stick jock: powergame is as powergame does.

stick jock: girl, youll be a stick jock, soon...

stick jock: dont call the tortoise unworthy, simply crush it's slow, ungainly ass on your way towards a more useful animal.

stick jock: take the shot! take the shot!

stick jock: old enough to know better, still too young to care!

stick jock: in a ditch everyone has an equal role. support equality!!

stick jock: behold! the wily darkjester. as with many mammals, the female of the species can often times be THREE TIMES the size of the males....

stick jock: for all your flurb-flamin' needs.

stick jock: just in case you missed it the first thousand times.

stick jock: i promise you, if it aint IM, it sucks.

stick jock: dont waffle, youll be pancaked.

stick jock: soy un perdador, im a stick jock baby, so come try to kill me.

stick jock: hey baby, wanna see my "fun noodle"?

stick jock: not yet been rated by the AMA

stick jock: madmartigan??!! WAAAAAAAIT!!!

stick jock: karma chameleon...

stick jock: ah hell, he brought a gun...

stick jock: STILL better than you...

stick jock: if we're segregating, the flurbs sit in the back of the bus...

stick jock: hold still, this'll hurt a lot. or move, i dont care.

stick jock: if stickjockery is the ultimate weed, please don't let the green dragons try to smoke me.

stick jock: ive said it once, ill say it again... stickjockery. heh.

stick jock: look ma, im a poet!

stick jock: cuz spearweasel said so!!

stick jock: does this cock-ring make me look fat?

stick jock: just a good ol' boy...

stick jock: took rogers joke, ran with it, STILL didnt win the hiesman trophy...

stick jock: inch by inch, like a gentleman...

stick jock: feeling the same kind of shame and embarrasment you feel when you realize the proctologist had BOTH hands on your shoulders...

stick jock: go with your strengths, i always say.

stick jock: the toughest bastard ever to hold his teddy bear and suck his thumb when spearweasel hurt his feelings...

stick jock: aint no passin' craaaaaze...

stick jock: you never knew ass-hair could be so sexy...

stick jock: its just too much goddamn work to be THAT alternative, man. stop shopping at hot topic, cut your hair, and take the chain off your goddamn wallet, no-ones going to steal your fucking bus-pass...

stick jock: dont feed the bears...

stick jock: waste no shit-talk, want no shit-talk...

stick jock: don't settle for the flurbier evil...

stick jock: school yard rules, baby...

stick jock: hey! i thought elton john was the Queen of england...

stick jock: ill show you flavah...*ziiiiiiip*

stick jock: ashamed of myself...

stick jock: [smirk] 'bout to get beat when MHOG, brennon, and kansuke read this [/smirk]

stick jock: pass virtual phocion to the left hand side...

stick jock: the defender of the defender of womyn everywhere...

stick jock: well, at least i'm not "virtual thedro"...

stick jock: letting other people name you is flurby...

stick jock: "if i ever get another belt, i want it in the dark, at my mothers house, on a tuesday night..." -sir derek roth, at axgars knighting

stick jock: dont go tellin' kayranikah, its time to celebrate hannukah...

stick jock: there's a man... on the wing... on the wing of the plane...

stick jock: a paragon of restraint...

stick jock: its kinda like hating people who use ultra-lights and fight AC...

stick jock: if you think thats mean, you should see what i do to kittens...

stick jock: would you like a drink of my man-shine?

stick jock: verbal pugilist...

stick jock: and proud of it, even if you think its an insult.

stick jock: on the rocks, biyatch.

stick jock: gonna be at spring war, bubba?

stick jock: thinking that the wicca comment could be taken wrong...

stick jock: y'know spyn's pretty sensitive for a straight guy...

stick jock: now serving religions on an outpatient basis.

stick jock: delivering goodness to you... in thirty sentences or less.

stick jock: gave my word not to be mean to disco... dammit.

stick jock: swearing that the person who exacted my promise to be nice to flurbs will rue the day... RUE IT!!!

stick jock: cut the jibba jabba, foo!!

stick jock: space-flurbs?!... oh shit. there goes the planet...

stick jock: going to kick whoever kombat is in the dick... on principle.

stick jock: you are an idiot, as my colleages brennon and roger shall elucidate. get 'im boys!

stick jock: kandon is a flurb

stick jock: i'm pretending to be flurby.

stick jock:
>Is there a term for way overzealous stick jock?
>> Yes. Zumat

damn right.

stick jock: warrior poet, yo.

stick jock: only hurting those worth his time.

stick jock: mercenary to the stars...

stick jock: i'm too stick jock for this court, too stick jock for this court, no way i'm belly dancing... i'm a stick jock, you know what i mean? and i swing my little foam in the ditches...

stick jock: flashing the standard-issue Iron Mountains badass card.

stick jock: fightin' for fightin's sake. (and yes, i did say we badasses). bring it.

stick jock: your hero...

stick jock: in the middle of the ride...

stick jock: brennon is a bigger bitch than eminem...

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