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BREEDING GROUNDS FOR BULLSHIT
stick jock 2: the wrath of khan. . .
[07/14/2003] [Zumat]

stick jock: he aint straight outta the ghetto, he's straight outta the retirement home...

stick jock: the best and brightest of the bottom of the barrell...

stick jock: squeeze that monkey!! SQUEEZE IT!!!

stick jock: glancing over my shoulder... as of ...now.

stick jock: he'll be eating his words, and chasing them down with ass-flavored dick...

stick jock: means "doesnt have warlord, yet"...

stick jock: you're lucky i'm nice...

stick jock: making fart-noises in his armpit as you read...

stick jock: don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful...

stick jock: cant we just cuddle?

stick jock: strong enough for a man, made for a woman...

stick jock: ...and IIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuu...

stick jock: ...AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!

stick jock: shake it baby, dont you break it. it took your momma nine months to make it...

stick jock: one step to bringing honor to a planet dipped in chaos...

stick jock: so good, i ought to be a crime... (soe ghude, eye ot-ta bee ae kr-eye-m)

stick jock: hate the play, not the playa...

stick jock: buying it wholesale and passing the savings to you...

stick jock: misunderstood deviant

stick jock: or "stique jaques" if youre a limp-wristed elf...

stick jock: i will not eat them e-sam i am, i do not like weak flurbs and ham...

stick jock: this is what it sounds like, when doves cry...HEEEEE!!!

stick jock: in livin' color...

stick jock: see dick... sure, i knew you did.

stick jock: now, just keep telling yourself... "i exist when lief can't see me. i exist when lief can't see me..."

stick jock: uh-oh brennon, i think we made the golden boy cry... yep, there goes the lip-quiver.

stick jock: those bobs, they're wacky...

stick jock: chlorine for amtgards gene-pool...

stick jock: we didn't start the fire... it was always burnin', since the worlds been turnin'...

stick jock: yay androgyny!!

stick jock: doing my part for a more intelligent amtgard world...

stick jock: leif is dreaming of one hairy dude...

stick jock: doing for flurbs what pavlov did for dogs...

stick jock: keep your eye on the sandwich...

stick jock: credit where credits due

stick jock: got no smak skeelz during spring break...

stick jock: as if thinking of me naked wasnt bad enough...

stick jock: ask not what stick jocks can do for you, ask what you can do for the stick jocks...

stick jock: wonder whooooos cryyyin' noooooww... yay journey!!

stick jock: onna stick!!

stick jock: 20, 20, 24 hours agooooo... i wanna be sedated...

stick jock: ...just love me!!

stick jock: the only thing scarier than eugene levy's eyebrows...

stick jock: we can rebuild him... make him stronger, faster, better...

stick jock: insolent whelp!! try my mantis technique!!

stick jock: snuggly soft...

stick jock: i'm your huckleberry...

stick jock: inter-continental ballistic zumat... i like the sound of it.

stick jock: well, these forums had been too quiet anyway...

stick jock: a real american hero...

stick jock: not bow-jock, not spell ball-jock...

stick jock: we'll call that the amtgard equivalent of "i'm rubber, you're glue..."

stick jock: justify my love...

stick jock: to sore to be funny...

stick jock: the defendants are charged with "lack of wit", how do you plead?

stick jock: those fucking rogues...

stick jock: not bound by the rulebook...

stick jock: it is not amtgard policy to tolerate this level of idiocy... [looks at grrshnahg] oh wait, yes it is, dammit...

stick jock: my signature shot involves porn...

stick jock: tireless warrior in the battle for truth, justice, and the end of the flurby way...

stick jock: fashionably vulgar...

stick jock: buyer beware, yo...

stick jock: mocking you, 'cuz you deserve it...

stick jock: will you stop touching me!?!

stick jock: welcome to amtgard, think faster...

stick jock: making the world safe for hygenic ass-raping...

stick jock: put the bow down and drill, then maybe one day you might be considered good, fanboy...

stick jock: chillin' like a villain...

stick jock: ARR!! TEABAGGIN'!!!

stick jock: or i could make you touch the monolith... with extreme predjudice.

stick jock: going to gouge out my eyes now...

stick jock: by any other name...

stick jock: the once and future badass...

stick jock: cant help laughing when comparing these arguments to the arguments against zulu spears...

stick jock: not cut out for this artisan shit...

sex jock: err, i meant stick jock, really...

stick jock: Is it true they offered Zumat a reprieve if he would only say he was role-playing when he did it, and he refused?

yes. give me stickjockery, or give me a suspension!! heh.

stick jock: hey randall, we really need a middle finger emoticon!!

stick jock: cuz the CK dont ban people for being an ass

stick jock: yahooooooooooo ...

stick jock: get up, come on, get down wit' the stick jock....

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