stick jock 2: the wrath of khan. . .
[07/14/2003] [Zumat]stick jock: he aint straight outta the ghetto, he's straight outta the retirement home... stick jock: the best and brightest of the bottom of the barrell... stick jock: squeeze that monkey!! SQUEEZE IT!!! stick jock: glancing over my shoulder... as of ...now. stick jock: he'll be eating his words, and chasing them down with ass-flavored dick... stick jock: means "doesnt have warlord, yet"... stick jock: you're lucky i'm nice... stick jock: making fart-noises in his armpit as you read... stick jock: don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful... stick jock: cant we just cuddle? stick jock: strong enough for a man, made for a woman... stick jock: ...and IIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuu... stick jock: ...AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!! stick jock: shake it baby, dont you break it. it took your momma nine months to make it... stick jock: one step to bringing honor to a planet dipped in chaos... stick jock: so good, i ought to be a crime... (soe ghude, eye ot-ta bee ae kr-eye-m) stick jock: hate the play, not the playa... stick jock: buying it wholesale and passing the savings to you... stick jock: misunderstood deviant stick jock: or "stique jaques" if youre a limp-wristed elf... stick jock: i will not eat them e-sam i am, i do not like weak flurbs and ham... stick jock: this is what it sounds like, when doves cry...HEEEEE!!! stick jock: in livin' color... stick jock: see dick... sure, i knew you did. stick jock: now, just keep telling yourself... "i exist when lief can't see me. i exist when lief can't see me..." stick jock: uh-oh brennon, i think we made the golden boy cry... yep, there goes the lip-quiver. stick jock: those bobs, they're wacky... stick jock: chlorine for amtgards gene-pool... stick jock: we didn't start the fire... it was always burnin', since the worlds been turnin'... stick jock: yay androgyny!! stick jock: doing my part for a more intelligent amtgard world... stick jock: leif is dreaming of one hairy dude... stick jock: doing for flurbs what pavlov did for dogs... stick jock: keep your eye on the sandwich... stick jock: credit where credits due stick jock: got no smak skeelz during spring break... stick jock: as if thinking of me naked wasnt bad enough... stick jock: ask not what stick jocks can do for you, ask what you can do for the stick jocks... stick jock: wonder whooooos cryyyin' noooooww... yay journey!! stick jock: onna stick!! stick jock: 20, 20, 24 hours agooooo... i wanna be sedated... stick jock: ...just love me!! stick jock: the only thing scarier than eugene levy's eyebrows... stick jock: we can rebuild him... make him stronger, faster, better... stick jock: insolent whelp!! try my mantis technique!! stick jock: snuggly soft... stick jock: i'm your huckleberry... stick jock: inter-continental ballistic zumat... i like the sound of it. stick jock: well, these forums had been too quiet anyway... stick jock: a real american hero... stick jock: not bow-jock, not spell ball-jock... stick jock: we'll call that the amtgard equivalent of "i'm rubber, you're glue..." stick jock: justify my love... stick jock: to sore to be funny... stick jock: the defendants are charged with "lack of wit", how do you plead? stick jock: those fucking rogues... stick jock: not bound by the rulebook... stick jock: it is not amtgard policy to tolerate this level of idiocy... [looks at grrshnahg] oh wait, yes it is, dammit... stick jock: my signature shot involves porn... stick jock: tireless warrior in the battle for truth, justice, and the end of the flurby way... stick jock: fashionably vulgar... stick jock: buyer beware, yo... stick jock: mocking you, 'cuz you deserve it... stick jock: will you stop touching me!?! stick jock: welcome to amtgard, think faster... stick jock: making the world safe for hygenic ass-raping... stick jock: put the bow down and drill, then maybe one day you might be considered good, fanboy... stick jock: chillin' like a villain... stick jock: ARR!! TEABAGGIN'!!! stick jock: or i could make you touch the monolith... with extreme predjudice. stick jock: going to gouge out my eyes now... stick jock: by any other name... stick jock: the once and future badass... stick jock: cant help laughing when comparing these arguments to the arguments against zulu spears... stick jock: not cut out for this artisan shit... sex jock: err, i meant stick jock, really... stick jock: Is it true they offered Zumat a reprieve if he would only say he was role-playing when he did it, and he refused? yes. give me stickjockery, or give me a suspension!! heh. stick jock: hey randall, we really need a middle finger emoticon!! stick jock: cuz the CK dont ban people for being an ass stick jock: yahooooooooooo ... stick jock: get up, come on, get down wit' the stick jock....
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