stick jock 3: Return of the Queen
[04/29/2004] [Zumat]stick jock: the great peacemaker... [snort] stick jock: what dickhead thought that would be a good idea?... stick jock: the desert of the real... stick jock: stick jock of the Caribbean stick jock: rufio sucks, gatorade is better stick jock: FLA-HUUUUUURRRRRB!!!! stick jock: KHAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!! stick jock: what i meant to say was, "i respect your opinion, but i disagree". what i said was, "eat cock and die". stick jock: like its being sold in "hot topic"... stick jock: unwashed, unlearned, and yet still, somehow, better than you... stick jock: tastier than a bowlful of bile... stick jock: admit it, you're hot for teacher... stick jock: grendel is like roger, only useful... stick jock: pop-secret in my pants... stick jock: your shit-trap collates cock, jizzfetcher... stick jock: gimme a hit off that chemotherapy, dude!! stick jock: my zipper: where i go if i want any lip from you... stick jock: there shall be peace between our tribes... stick jock: like dirty pictures, in your mouth... stick jock: "member" in good standing... stick jock: for those rare moments when you got nothin'... stick jock: cuz i don't have to steal other people's gigs... stick jock: like amtgard's p. diddy... stick jock: the product of a wasted youth... stick jock: now, young man... um, i mean orc, sit in the corner until you can come up with something better than "foam-stick waving, flurby clothes wearing, dorky, pretend warrior that you is"... stick jock: the operative word was "WORTHY".... stick jock: automatic, for the people... stick jock: the reeve has called you dead, asshole... stick jock: rumming with the devil ... stick jock: kiss the ninja... stick jock: as popular war advances, peace is closer... stick jock: ah, the misfortunes of others.... stick jock: nobooooooody knoooooows de trubble i seeeeeeeee.... stick jock: to the jockmobile!! stick jock: get up!! move faster!! stick jock: ...can you put me up for the night? stick jock: please, flurbs, could you just try not to suck? stick jock: you can't take away people's rights to be assholes.. stick jock: three weeks and counting... stick jock: something to believe in... stick jock: hit 'em again, and put some STANK on it!! stick jock: what's luv got to do, got to do with it? stick jock: go stick with paper, rock, fangs and quit wasting amtgard's time... stick jock: hey, at least he didn't burn anything... stick jock: stick jocks are not safe for children or other living things... stick jock: Magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri. stick jock: that's not white-out... stick jock: for all your cockblocking needs... stick jock: like two hams fightin' over a milk-dud... stick jock: only you can take a bite outta my ass... stick jock: line-art afficionado...pfft! stick jock: and literary critic... stick jock: to harrass and annoy... stick jock: just wait 'till he finds out what i replaced his Viagra with stick jock: vigilante style... stick jock: a tangy, delicious blend for a revved-up taste... stick jock: on the lam... stick jock: mmmmmmmmmmmmwa!!!!! stick jock: the day i need don death to make me a duck sword is the day i pack it in and start role-playing an elf... stick jock: ready to be shot into space... stick jock: fire is the devil's only friend... stick jock: scholar and a gentleman... well, ok, a scholar anyway... stick jock: feeling some brand new hate crimes comin' on...
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stick jock: man, threatening every religious person in the world felt pretty good just now...
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feral lynn: amtgards governmental crusader... stick jock: i'll see hawk's grand duchy, and i'll raise it two kingdoms... stick jock: for what it's worth, he was listening to showtunes. i was saving him from himself... stick jock: a mission from gahd... stick jock: bridging the gap... or something... stick jock: pulling both ends towards the middle... like taffy. stick jock: a-hyuk!! stick jock: pop-rockin' fool, with parachute pants even... stick jock: the gentle laxative... stick jock: and justice for all...
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