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stick jock 3: Return of the Queen
[04/29/2004] [Zumat]

stick jock: the great peacemaker... [snort]

stick jock: what dickhead thought that would be a good idea?...

stick jock: the desert of the real...

stick jock: stick jock of the Caribbean

stick jock: rufio sucks, gatorade is better

stick jock: FLA-HUUUUUURRRRRB!!!!

stick jock: KHAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!

stick jock: what i meant to say was, "i respect your opinion, but i disagree". what i said was, "eat cock and die".

stick jock: like its being sold in "hot topic"...

stick jock: unwashed, unlearned, and yet still, somehow, better than you...

stick jock: tastier than a bowlful of bile...

stick jock: admit it, you're hot for teacher...

stick jock: grendel is like roger, only useful...

stick jock: pop-secret in my pants...

stick jock: your shit-trap collates cock, jizzfetcher...

stick jock: gimme a hit off that chemotherapy, dude!!

stick jock: my zipper: where i go if i want any lip from you...

stick jock: there shall be peace between our tribes...

stick jock: like dirty pictures, in your mouth...

stick jock: "member" in good standing...

stick jock: for those rare moments when you got nothin'...

stick jock: cuz i don't have to steal other people's gigs...

stick jock: like amtgard's p. diddy...

stick jock: the product of a wasted youth...

stick jock: now, young man... um, i mean orc, sit in the corner until you can come up with something better than "foam-stick waving, flurby clothes wearing, dorky, pretend warrior that you is"...

stick jock: the operative word was "WORTHY"....

stick jock: automatic, for the people...

stick jock: the reeve has called you dead, asshole...

stick jock: rumming with the devil ...

stick jock: kiss the ninja...

stick jock: as popular war advances, peace is closer...

stick jock: ah, the misfortunes of others....

stick jock: nobooooooody knoooooows de trubble i seeeeeeeee....

stick jock: to the jockmobile!!

stick jock: get up!! move faster!!

stick jock: ...can you put me up for the night?

stick jock: please, flurbs, could you just try not to suck?

stick jock: you can't take away people's rights to be assholes..

stick jock: three weeks and counting...

stick jock: something to believe in...

stick jock: hit 'em again, and put some STANK on it!!

stick jock: what's luv got to do, got to do with it?

stick jock: go stick with paper, rock, fangs and quit wasting amtgard's time...

stick jock: hey, at least he didn't burn anything...

stick jock: stick jocks are not safe for children or other living things...

stick jock: Magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.

stick jock: that's not white-out...

stick jock: for all your cockblocking needs...

stick jock: like two hams fightin' over a milk-dud...

stick jock: only you can take a bite outta my ass...

stick jock: line-art afficionado...pfft!

stick jock: and literary critic...

stick jock: to harrass and annoy...

stick jock: just wait 'till he finds out what i replaced his Viagra with

stick jock: vigilante style...

stick jock: a tangy, delicious blend for a revved-up taste...

stick jock: on the lam...

stick jock: mmmmmmmmmmmmwa!!!!!

stick jock: the day i need don death to make me a duck sword is the day i pack it in and start role-playing an elf...

stick jock: ready to be shot into space...

stick jock: fire is the devil's only friend...

stick jock: scholar and a gentleman... well, ok, a scholar anyway...

stick jock: feeling some brand new hate crimes comin' on...
and
stick jock: man, threatening every religious person in the world felt pretty good just now...
one more
feral lynn: amtgards governmental crusader...

stick jock: i'll see hawk's grand duchy, and i'll raise it two kingdoms...

stick jock: for what it's worth, he was listening to showtunes. i was saving him from himself...

stick jock: a mission from gahd...

stick jock: bridging the gap... or something...

stick jock: pulling both ends towards the middle... like taffy.

stick jock: a-hyuk!!

stick jock: pop-rockin' fool, with parachute pants even...

stick jock: the gentle laxative...

stick jock: and justice for all...

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